the "gay" yellow ribbon movement

Have you F*cked your serviceman today?

Having luckily and thankfully [and ...ahem, accidentally] stumbled across a truly inspired and witty treat, I have designed a new homosexual revolution.

Easy, queen.

I'm not trying to take away stone wall, I'm just trying to piss of the "moral" majority.

Simple really. Support your servicemen by servicing men [in uniform]. (lesbians feel free to join in by serviceing the closest service woman). That's it. That's the entire movement.

Given the popularity of blowjobs/cunnilingus, I assume this will spread quicker than Paris Hilton's legs.

REMINDER THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE #1: remember the rubber.

REMINDER THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE #2: remember to remove any fire arms that the object of your patriotism may be carrying.

(thanks, yank, for the enhancement.)