things i would do if i were a little person.

1. Trick or treat.

2. Get into the movies at "child under 12" prices.

3. Ride the Dumbo ride at Disney World.

4. Accidentally "bump" into crotches.

5. Cartwheels. (think about it... a:midget doing cartwheels is funny and b: you could pretty much do a cartwheel anywhere you wanted being that even with your arms stretched out you don't stand much taller than four feet.)