13 February 2006

thinning the flock.

Dear Mr. Cheney;

In the past I have had evil thoughts. Being honest, no less than 40% of them concerned you and various ways you would check out of your current miserable life. My purpose here is to appologize for all of the negative energy that may have actually found it's way from my warped independant mind to your billion dollar ranch in Texas. And, although I may not me culpable, I am sorry that you have problems with your ticker.

I was relieved to find that you have joined forces with the good guys and have begun participating in "Operation: Shoot a [big fat greasey] Rupublican in the Face".

Cheers, Mr. Cheney. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
-Brian Planty